I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
But… The brave little toaster wasn’t a Disney movie…. Was it?
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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teenager: I can’t use that cupon because the item is on sale? Guess I must’ve missed the sign. It’s cool it’s still on sale.
Adult: what do you mean I can’t use my cupon? I drove all the way out here to use it. Go make someone check there wasn’t a sign back there. Guess you’re just trying to steal my money. No I don’t even want it now.
*calls back later to bitch about me to the manager*
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
Read this in Cave Johnson’s voice for added amusement.
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this
Most of these actors are too old, some of the edits are still messy but I’m tired of staring at them on photoshop, and we’re never going to agree on houses for everyone BUT I think I should get a solid B for effort. (list of actors can be found here)