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americansavior:

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caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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But… The brave little toaster wasn’t a Disney movie…. Was it?

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sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

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bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

Teenager: I can’t use that cupon because the item is on sale? Guess I must’ve missed the sign. It’s cool it’s still on sale.
Adult: what do you mean I can’t use my cupon? I drove all the way out here to use it. Go make someone check there wasn’t a sign back there. Guess you’re just trying to steal my money. No I don’t even want it now.
*calls back later to bitch about me to the manager*

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

Read this in Cave Johnson’s voice for added amusement.

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PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! … itty bitty living space.

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queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

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joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

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sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

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midesko:

Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this

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excepttheeyes:

Most of these actors are too old, some of the edits are still messy but I’m tired of staring at them on photoshop, and we’re never going to agree on houses for everyone BUT I think I should get a solid B for effort. (list of actors can be found here)

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

Guys

No

It wasn’t rock music, Electro was playing the fucking Itsy Bitsy Spider on the tower things

DETAILS

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